Mojiferous Industries

Mojiferous Industries is the brainchild of Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus, Esq., and was originally organized to market pet-able lobsters, Mime Oil, and absurdist entertainment to the general public. The company was founded in 2004 and promptly formed this website out of mysterious clouds of gas, dust, and fatty solids. We are based in Denver, Colorado, and have absolutely nothing to do with any impending invasions by multi-dimensional beasts from beyond time or the actions of the drug-fueled yeti currently holding you hostage.


For there are many wonders to behold here. Follow the links above to discover great mysteries, become annoyed by my music, or buy items directly from my BigCartel shop.