So... Thanks to my girlfriend, I found yet another problem with Zoltan- namely that between midnight and 1 am his background refreshed to white if you had him speak... a real problem that was easily solved and now version 1.2 is now up (I know I can't keep on with this crazy version numbering system, but I have nothing else to do...) You can get him here.
I also finished Desktop Cigarette in the few hours between the last post and this one. It doesn't do anything fancy, so it was pretty easy. It should go up in the next couple of days, once I get around to making a web page for it, a readme, and all that jazz.
--Admiral Mojiferous J. Colossus