Anyone speak Swedish?

The Swedish Macworld just ran a top 10 about... something. And... Wrote a short article in Swedish about desktop cigarette (You too can be mystified right here.) I am honored, proud, and way out of my league- Romance languages? No problem. German? I can get by. Russian, Hebrew, Arabic, Japanese, Hungarian, Navajo, Chinese, Vietnamese, or Nahautl? I can find someone to translate. But Swedish? I'm stumped and so is my faithful friend babelfish. So I can only piece together a vague idea of what Desktop Cigarette's little blurb is all about- something about the docka, my wonderful programmen, and of course my stunning förståeligt.

- Mojif